Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Because chicks like boys who sparkle

Something horrible was presented to me today. Something truly foul. Something so vile, so evil and so unbelievably stupid that my brain still struggles to comprehend it. Allow me to explain.

I was casually chatting to a colleague of mine about nothing much in particular, when all of a sudden she linked me to a certain post on a website called FMyLife. Now I would like to point out - using the awesome power of the caps lock button - some of the problems I have with this post. This girl dumped her boyfriend because she wanted someone "MORE LIKE HER 'EDWARD'". Now to be honest, so far so good. Nothing wrong with a sweet young thing wanting a little more Ed in her life; I can get behind that. (The astute readers may already know where I am going with this). The problem arises when, upon asking what the fuck she meant by "her Edward", she proceeded to hold "UP A COPY OF HER 'TWILIGHT' BOOK".

Now let's forget for a minute that she wants to give up her real life boyfriend for someone who is more like a fictional character. What she's really saying is that she is dumping someone I am going to assume is the very epitome of manliness, for an androgynous, possibly homosexual boy who, rumour has it, hasn't even washed his fucking hair (and I mean in forever!)















She's going to give up him...
















...for him!?

has the world gone topsy turvy

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