I was casually chatting to a colleague of mine about nothing much in particular, when all of a sudden she linked me to a certain post on a website called FMyLife. Now I would like to point out - using the awesome power of the caps lock button - some of the problems I have with this post. This girl dumped her boyfriend because she wanted someone "MORE LIKE HER 'EDWARD'". Now to be honest, so far so good. Nothing wrong with a sweet young thing wanting a little more Ed in her life; I can get behind that. (The astute readers may already know where I am going with this). The problem arises when, upon asking what the fuck she meant by "her Edward", she proceeded to hold "UP A COPY OF HER 'TWILIGHT' BOOK".
Now let's forget for a minute that she wants to give up her real life boyfriend for someone who is more like a fictional character. What she's really saying is that she is dumping someone I am going to assume is the very epitome of manliness, for an androgynous, possibly homosexual boy who, rumour has it, hasn't even washed his fucking hair (and I mean in forever!)
She's going to give up him...
...for him!?
has the world gone topsy turvy
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